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July 28, 2004

Fug On Earth

In part because of her striking resemblance to master fugstress Helen Hunt, and in part because she speaks like she has marbles in her cheeks and couldn't act her way out of a paper bag even if it already had a giant hole in it, we here at Go Fug Yourself have a special place in our cold, dead hearts for Leelee Sobieski. And we had vowed that her next new photograph would be her debut on this page.

Sadly, it doesn't emphasize the facial fug, but it's a fashion disaster, so I think we've scored:

There's something delicious about the fact that Fuglee went from being considered an acting prodigy after Eyes Wide Shut to dying of Frightening Travelling Knee Cancer (and being outacted by the Keanu-esque walking ode to cardboard, Chris Klein) in Here On Earth, to showing up at premieres for movies like Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle in the hope that someone will remember she exists.

And we do, but in the sense of, "Wow, Sobieski is back, and dressing fuglier than ever." Not only is Fuglee's dress evidently equipped with an enormous matching handkerchief that hangs from her chest (the better to wipe away the tears over her career decline), but she's chosen to pair it with a dark-green leather bag and orange... are they flats? I can't tell, but they're awful. Finally, the stripes, which thanks to the hanky appear to be going in every possible direction, are a melee of fug.

So, sure, welcome back to the world, Madam Fug. Welcome back indeed.

Posted by Heather at 10:15 AM | Permalink

Comments

I seriously think this is a tubedress over a bra! You can see the heinous hint of brassiere over the straight hem of her hanky-dress...check it out, fugmasters!

Posted by: hillary | Feb 12, 2005 10:39:43 PM

I am so glad someone else sees the heinousness of LeeLee. Here on Earth ranks right up there with the most horrible movies in the universe. Why would two guys be fighting over HER?

Posted by: Kristin_1902 | Mar 15, 2005 9:22:34 AM

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