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July 02, 2004

I Blow The Nose On Her

One can only assume that Spidey thinks he's reaching for a hanky:

Ms. Dunst would like to apologize for looking like a desperate flapper who Scarlett O'Hara'ed a dress out of her grandmother's old nightie, some ribbon, and a BeDazzler. And whither the bra, Kirsten? Based on her tight-lipped, forced joviality, she finds the droopy-chest-effect just as exciting as we do.

Maybe Spiderman behind her isn't confusing her dress for a tissue at all -- he just wants to rip the monstrosity off of her and remind her that young, slim women really aren't required to dress as though they just poked their legs through a Safeway shopping bag.

Posted by Heather at 06:55 PM in Kirsten Dunst | Permalink


I used to have a crush on Ms. Dunst. No more.

Posted by: Jonathan | Feb 8, 2005 6:15:12 PM

Looks more like kitchen drapes strung across her body as a giant bib. The way the dress is hanging it also looks like there is nothing covering her entire backside

Posted by: Ashley | Feb 10, 2005 7:13:25 PM

Now, come on! That dress isn't nearly as bad as what she usually wears. At least you can't see the outline of each sagging breast sac drooping down to her waist. She almost looks cute and feminine. Don't forget, she played Marion Davies in The Cat's Meow, so she knows how to flap them like a flapper.

Posted by: sawbox | Feb 13, 2005 12:06:10 AM

She sure likes the saggy swingy look huh?

Posted by: Just Me | Feb 17, 2005 12:10:19 PM

after endless searches on google I have come to this conclusion -- K. Dunst loves to wear drapes for clothes, thinking that if her Voluptuous breasts were given any attention other than bouncing around during a movie, her acting career would come to a screeching halt.

Posted by: abtin | Mar 11, 2005 8:09:38 AM

I really like this dress, actually. A lot of here other looks are icky, but this one is cute. And the shoes and hair are great.

Posted by: Joesphine | Mar 14, 2005 4:36:18 PM

She is an attractive, wealthy, young woman. It's interesting to see how angry that makes people, especially women. "Her breasts are saggy?" So? "She doesn't know how to dress?" Who cares? Last time I checked she was an actress. Women need to be careful how they slam on other women. Tearing her acting apart is one thing, objectifying her physically is another. Plus, listening to a women talk trash about her body is comical. Jealousy is the most thinly veiled emotion.

Posted by: WK | Mar 17, 2005 10:54:33 AM

I actually like Kirsten Dunst as an actor. I think she's cute and should do more movies.

But I do admit that she should change her clothes between the time she wakes up and the time that she goes to a red carpet premire.
I'm sorry, but a nightie is to be worn in bed, not in public

Posted by: AngelAss | Mar 18, 2005 9:09:13 AM

I love that dress. It looks like art. And she pulls it off very well.

Posted by: E.Greenwood | Mar 23, 2005 12:29:59 PM

This dress is kind of cute for sweet Kirsten. I think she is a good actress who at least doesn't dress like most of the of the girls these days-Hollywood Hooker! At least she has respect for herself.

Posted by: Katie | Mar 26, 2005 11:22:32 AM

Nice flap dress...it feels like the 1920's again...she seems to the commando tops.

Posted by: jdragon | Apr 6, 2005 3:35:26 PM

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