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July 12, 2004
Two Duffs Are Fuglier Than One
Dear Duffs: Please stop trying to foist upon us your other and less attractive spawn, Haylie (left). It's bad enough that we have to deal with Lizze McGuire mistakenly believing she's the cutest of the tween queens, and being deluded into thinking she has actual musical talent. Her singing voice sounds as if she is speaking the words through a kazoo; if the rumor about Haylie secretly doing some of the vocals on Hilary's album is true, then both their mouths should be duct-taped in perpetuity.
If you insist on trying to make the public remember that Haylie even exists -- without forcing her to go brunette, like Asslee Simpson and Nicky Hilton and all the other forgotten blonde siblings -- then please warn her to cease and desist trying to reinvent old bridesmaid's dresses by adding pants to the mix. That outfit is a nightmare.
In related news: Chad Michael Murray has reimagined himself as a fugly hybrid of Ryan Phillippe and David Beckham.
Oy. Close your mouth, Hilary.
Posted by Heather at 11:58 AM in Hilary & Haylie Duff | Permalink
Comments
I swear, something is seriously wrong with Hilary's lips!!!
Posted by: Victoria | Feb 21, 2005 2:41:48 PM
If anyone in Hollywood needs a nose job, it's Haylie "Doing a Good Steve Martin in Roxanne Imitation" Duff.
Posted by: Melissa | Feb 23, 2005 3:33:04 PM
Chad Michael Who now? HA, I actually thought that was Rick Shroeder (yes, TAFKA Ricky a la Silver Spoons).
Posted by: wroteforluck | Mar 5, 2005 9:30:05 PM
y'all r jus jellus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
Posted by: TiNaaaa!!!!!! | Mar 15, 2005 2:48:40 AM
Seriously. In every single pic, she's got her mouth *wide* open. Fugly!
Posted by: Kelly | Mar 16, 2005 9:46:49 AM
Hilary always looks fugly, especially with Haylie next to her. They make a good fugly pair.
Posted by: Steph | Mar 19, 2005 4:40:39 PM
I thought that was Justin Timberlake!
Posted by: Lala | Mar 22, 2005 9:55:14 PM
HILARY iz sooo hot !!y'all jus wish u looked lyk her haha this site iz lyk so mean 2 celebz wen theyre 1000000000 times beta lookin then all of u! U dont even put real picz of yaselfz!!!!!!!!!1 ur probly relly ugly
Luv SeXc GuRlllllllll*****
Posted by: SeXc GiRL | Mar 22, 2005 10:40:42 PM
Finally a site that isn't afraid to speak the truth ! She is so friggin fugly !!!
Posted by: Kate | Mar 27, 2005 11:28:39 AM
u guys r realy mean u know hilary duf is really pretty i cant belive what u r saying its not a matter of jeliosy its a matter of horrible selfish hurtfull unrespectfulll stupid dumb idiots especily ediots if u think chad michal murry looks like justin timberlake
hey if u wnt to no u probily dont because ur all to wraped up in ur silly ;ittle dumb well yea jelios lifes but anyway this is coming from a 10 yr old girl that hilary has tought alot to she is a good role model i love her verey much now whoever made this site i think u should shut it down and u could spen ur money on much better and popular site!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: jazz | Mar 27, 2005 8:33:30 PM
Yeah, so Fuggers, I wouldn't be offended when the children insulting your tasteful observations can't spell and have names with X's and Z's in them.
Posted by: Catherine | Mar 28, 2005 2:43:35 PM
u bitches need to stop hatin, btw are u on the scar wearing linsay lohan payroll? =) just wondering.
Posted by: bored | Apr 1, 2005 10:44:42 PM
yes, catherine, i'm with you. dear jazz and sexc girl: please shut your undoubtedly cavity filled and bonne bell coated mouths, the adults are having a conversation.
Posted by: d. | Apr 10, 2005 6:12:16 PM
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