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July 16, 2004

Xtina Fuguilera

This is not a recent photo, but, thanks to the beauty of "news" photography, even old fug never dies:

This was one of the fourteen looks and weights Ms. Aguilera cycled through before her current beau and possible fiance, Jordan Bratman, Squirrely Music-Exec-Type, "calmed her down" and "cleaned up her act." And by "act," we mean "vagina."

Except, we think that's an impossible task. For one thing, there are rumors; for another, just look at that outfit -- it is a straught-up advertisement that something is fire-hot and burning up in there. She might as well have arrows and little photos of STD mascot Phil The Sore taped to her crotch.

She is also a walking billboard for the dangers of overplucking one's eyebrows. But that's another photo altogether.

The verdict: Megafug.

Posted by Heather at 12:17 PM | Permalink


Is it just me or does she totally have a bludge?

Posted by: Keri | Mar 9, 2005 1:08:17 PM

christina is the best and she dusnt need to change anyone lets face it shes brave to be diferent and anyone who mocks her maybe need to get a life, and maybe there life is sad which involves skitting the fact she is a brilliant solo singer who is in touch with herself , not that yous may know, xtina is the best ever

Posted by: colin | Mar 26, 2005 2:22:19 PM

See, the clothes Christina wears ARE hideous. No one's denying that. But... sometimes it seems like her getups, and hair, and makeup are so ridiculous that she must be on this entirely different plane of fashion. (Like Cher.) She's come down from on high- from Planet Xtina- and our sad little rules of fashion don't apply. She just wears whatever the hell she wants, good looks be damned. I don't think she has any delusions. I kind of salute her for that.

Unless, you know, syphilis has caused advanced dementia.

Posted by: Lane | Apr 8, 2005 2:51:34 PM

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