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September 24, 2004
Mr and Mrs Fugin Fugerline
How embarrassing! In all the excitment surrounding the preparations for her maybe fake wedding to self-proclaimed "pimp" Kevin Federline, Britney forgot to wash and comb her hair! How totally ugh to look so greasy and unkempt in People Magazine!
The less said about the trashy "November Rain"-inspired wedding mini the better. Although I'm sure Axl Rose, who's clearly, like, living at an EconoLodge in Los Banos right now, reading People and eating chicken off of Buckethead's...bucket...is probably wondering how he can get some people again, so he can have them call Britney's people and arrange a meeting.
Posted by Jessica at 06:14 PM in Britney Spears | Permalink
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There isn't even an EconoLodge in Los Banos. I checked.
Sometimes you just want to get away. To Los Banos. It's, um, beautiful there. It's on the way to Firebaugh? Hell, I don't know. It would be nice to run into Axl, though.
Posted by: Kate the Great | Feb 28, 2005 5:12:49 PM
I thought you're supposed to look nice on your wedding day...But this is Brit-Brit, that seems pretty hard for her to come by these days
Posted by: Pink | Mar 3, 2005 12:12:20 PM
THAT'S what she wore to her wedding? I mean... THAT'S what she wore? I... it... um. Ok. Sure. Right. At least she'll be able to easily upgrade her look for wedding number... 3? 4? Could work.
Posted by: Linds | Mar 3, 2005 2:46:55 PM
What are you all complaining about, she looks better here than when she married Jason Alexander! LOL
Posted by: LexiBeDazzle | Mar 11, 2005 10:41:51 PM
OMG, is that her bra strap hanging down? Doh! What am I thinking, Brits probably doesn't wear a bra!
Posted by: Claire | Mar 17, 2005 12:44:07 PM
I think we'd get a peak at her latest herpes outbreak if she just leans forward a little. Just to confirm - there is no bottom on that dress? No skirt? Eww. Ho.
Posted by: Nina | Mar 24, 2005 9:46:58 PM
Why did they need to write "Pimps" and "Hos" on their bridal party's outfits? I think Brit and K-Fed have the ho/pimp thing covered on their own.
Posted by: Jenny | Apr 7, 2005 11:30:15 AM
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