October 29, 2004
Goodbye Fug -- For Now: Lil' Kim
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, Lil' Kim.
I know. I can't believe it either. No breasts hanging out. No crotch-shots. No ass cheeks. Almost no skin at all! In fact, I would almost dub this outfit overly demure, if I wasn't scared of sending her back over the precipice to Hootch Canyon. Instead, I raise a glass of Cristal to you, Kim, and congratulate you on cleaning up so nicely. I'm not wild about the bangs, but I love the shoes and overall, you look adorable. Adorable, and clean. Well played, my dear. I'm so proud.
fug her, she'll always be ugly
Posted by: Emma | Jan 31, 2005 10:31:30 PM
Just hold on a minute here. If she had been dressing "normally" all along, i.e., not showing 99% of her skin,etc., this outfit would be categorized as fugly. Just because she's not hanging out of it doesn't mean she hasn't erred.
Posted by: Viki | Feb 3, 2005 7:27:04 PM
Remember the "purplish" dress on the Xcite website? This dress is not only frilly, tight around the chest, with that stupid ribbon, and just plain wrong, it is also "reddish". It is the only way to describe the color. With the shoes and the hair, it looks like a Minnie Mouse costume gone wrong.
Posted by: Jan | Feb 5, 2005 11:00:54 AM
Yeah, she does kinda look like a drag queen dressed up as Lucille Ball.
Posted by: HoneyT | Feb 9, 2005 1:48:19 PM
I'm gonna have to say that she looks like a freaked-out inflatable doll dressed as Minnie Pearl. I mean, is that really an improvement?
Posted by: Peacebang | Feb 13, 2005 7:44:31 PM
What's odd to me is that the dress doesn't seem to hang on/off her body properly. Which just goes to show how far she has taken the normal figure and sliced, diced, inflated and sucked it. No off the rack for Miss Kim. No pun intended.
Posted by: Anna | Feb 15, 2005 3:54:39 PM
I get the impression she wore this because she went for tea with her Grandmother before this event and didn't have time to change.
Posted by: GB in GB | Feb 19, 2005 7:34:11 AM
It has to be a costume party.. LOOK! She even has made her eyes uneven to go with her wild outfit.
Actually, she looks unreal.. kind of like a wax figure. *She is scary looking*
Posted by: Paju | Mar 4, 2005 12:28:27 AM
This is how I'd expect Lil Kim's grandma to dress. The dress looks mumu-esque. I think I prefer the Ho Lil Kim to the Bubbe Lil Kim.
Posted by: Danielle | Mar 4, 2005 12:59:40 PM
Lil' Kim has metamorphed into Mommy Dearest!
Yup, she is gonna go all Joan Crawford and beat somebodys butt with a wire coathanger until they die!
Posted by: t-man sam | Mar 4, 2005 6:38:12 PM
I'd have to guess she's wearing this as a joke. It's too severe and prissy for her, though it does occur to me after seeing her like this that she'd look great if she went more in a slinky, sleek direction. But she looks kind of Halloween-silly here.
Posted by: Monica | Mar 6, 2005 4:13:23 PM
ARRGH! My eyes!
Too much magenta and too much make-up. She may look like a demented Barbie doll from the 50's, but at least she doesn't look like a hooker.
Posted by: Someone Who Is Now Blind | Mar 8, 2005 4:28:34 PM
She looks like Christina Applegate in a wig. Wait, she IS in a wig.
Posted by: Leah | Mar 12, 2005 6:07:13 PM
No, no, no. Compared to what's come before, this is clearly an improvement. But don't lose sight of the fact that this is still an abberation.
1. Big breasts and high necks - not a good look; it makes her look like she's made a bad job of hiding a pair of wayward balloons.
2. The shoe colour is too close to be contrasting and too far too match.
3. The shoe bows are prissy; the waist bow draws attention to the fact that she doesn't have a proper waist.
4. The supercoiffed hair is just...weird.
All a bit Pink Lady grows up, no?
Posted by: Cara | Mar 18, 2005 2:21:19 AM
This is just plain fugly!!
She looks good when she's on the witness stand, and that's about it!
Otherwise, she's dressing as a half-naked strung-out crack-whore, or a strung-out crack-whore's version of perfect suburban mom.
Posted by: NY&Co | Apr 7, 2005 6:18:25 PM
*sigh* Well at least she tried...eventhough she failed, at least she tried to look half decent
Posted by: catalyst_84 | Apr 8, 2005 6:30:57 PM
sorry i'am late. SHE'S THE FUG, FUGIEST, FUGGER, FUGATIATION, bla bla (excuse my english) women on the planet. Women, why don't you Fug her !
Posted by: Mario César | Apr 8, 2005 11:40:20 PM
Well, GFY aren't the only ones... I think she looks adorable, too.
And I -love- the bangs.
Posted by: Fox | Apr 12, 2005 6:20:10 PM
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