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October 26, 2004

Radio Music Awards Fug Carpet: Aaron Carter

Lindsay. Hilary. Are you here? Because you need to see something.

This is the guy you were fighting over? This is what started a feud that's gone on for, what, two years now? This squirrelly little wuss in a backwards trucker hat was worth all that? The kid is wearing sweatshirt sleeves on his blazer! And his mismatched striped shirt is cut way too low -- I never wanted to see that much adolescent underdevelopment. Oh, but the dog tags are a nice touch, considering that he is a veteran of The War of the Starlets. He's so brave.

Ladies, good job moving on from this. But... why were you there in the first place? Couldn't you have fought over, say, Chad Michael Murray instead?

Posted by Heather at 08:48 AM in Misc. Awards Shows | Permalink

Comments

obviously he's one of those overly skinny guys who's hung like a horse.

Posted by: cow | Feb 3, 2005 9:33:33 AM

I don't know who this is, or who Lindsay and Hilary might be (I'm guessing Lohan and Duff, but would they really be cat-fighting over this pre-pubescent, wan, bad-ass-wannabe boy?) I'm really just writing to compliment you on excellent use of the term squirrelly. A great adjective, oft misused. Well played.

Posted by: Jen | Mar 10, 2005 7:27:41 PM

Duff is a two faced bitch and Lohan is sooo full shit i mean silicone anyway im on aarons side I think no i know he has been hot since i first heard of him and believe me him dating those two girls was just a waste of time. ALWAYS a fan, Kristie at blk_knight_cheer@yahoo.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kristie | Mar 23, 2005 6:16:17 PM

I don't know why you guys are being so hard on poor Aaron, i mean what isn't hot about a scrawny hairless chest. SEXY. And isn't that look the same one Ben Stiller used in Zoolander?

Posted by: Gina | Mar 30, 2005 6:19:51 PM

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