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December 01, 2004

For the Love of Fug

For the LAST TIME, Hilary, YOU HAVE NO NECK. Ergo, YOU CANNOT TURN IT INTO AN ACCESSORIES RACK. Perhaps a delicate scarf or wrap, but not every single damn one in your massive closet. It looks like your wardrobe is trying to throttle you -- or as if you are a storeroom mannequin at Claire's, on which the employees draped a bunch of leftover stuff they couldn't put out in the actual shop.

SAVE YOURSELF.

Posted by Heather at 10:38 AM in Hilary & Haylie Duff | Permalink

Comments

it's hard for me to believe she isn't a 42 year old runaway trailor trash soccer mom.

Posted by: cow | Feb 3, 2005 7:38:47 AM

doesn't she look like a christmas tree to you?

Posted by: claudia | Feb 6, 2005 3:18:55 PM

i must say, this is absolutely brilliant. hilary and haylie are the wannabe paris and nicky. not a compliment, and what does not compliment them is their tendency to lipsynch. and yes, she does look like a christmas tree. she needs to stop thinking capris are hot. theyre not. not on anyone. they would reduce jude laws hotness to nothing. i dont own a pair. dont wear capris.

Posted by: Catherine | Feb 12, 2005 8:24:14 PM

Christmas Tree? Christmas Trees have a classic style, this is just disturbing!

Posted by: Victoria | Feb 21, 2005 2:26:33 PM

Doesn't anyone notice that leopard spots and turquiose DO NOT GO TOGETHER??
And she does look like a Christmas tree in that she's leaning to one side.I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!!!!!! It's like they've just spun around in circles so much that they are permanently dizzy.
And if you look at her closely, she doesn't even look that happy!!!!

Posted by: CocoaButta | Mar 18, 2005 6:51:20 PM

She looks like Steven Tyler's mic stand

Posted by: Meredith | Apr 8, 2005 8:47:32 PM

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