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January 17, 2005

2005 Golden Globes: Paula Abdul

She seemed too strung out on the red carpet to put together a coherent thought, so maybe when she got dressed La Abdul was too zoned to notice that she grabbed her dress from the Juniors rack:

From the waist down... fine. Maybe a little bit like a stripper at the Aladdin in Las Vegas, but we'll tolerate it because of the more grievous atrocities occuring upstairs.


[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

Sweet Jesus. She has quadra-boob, she has armpit cleavage... Did no one tell her that she's not an A-cup? Did no one gently point out that breasts look nicer when they're not being smashed? Did no one have the nads to suggest that she wear a gown in her own size? Did no one explain that your breasts really shouldn't become one with your armpits?

And did no one take a brush to her hair?

This bodes badly for American Idol -- as if the commercials weren't disastrous enough.

Posted by Heather at 10:46 AM in Golden Globes, Paula Abdul | Permalink

Comments

Your commentary about the quadra-boob just made me piss myself laughing. Thank-you, I needed that.

Who knew that Paula Abdul was/is still alive?

Posted by: maladjust | Feb 25, 2005 5:14:17 PM

Wow, this is a good, one I too am dieing laughing. I am so sorry I did not discover this site earlier, but I think catching up will encompass my entire day at work. Thank you so much!

Posted by: Rachel | Mar 3, 2005 9:45:04 AM

My bosoms are aching at the sight of this

Posted by: Frances | Mar 27, 2005 3:26:59 AM

OMG what the fug was she thinking, not does she only have a terrible boob-job, that she allways seems to be showing off for some odd reason, but the is waaaaay over the top.....armpit cleavage hahahahaahahahaha u make me laugh

Posted by: ~[A]nn[A]~ | Apr 2, 2005 3:20:57 AM

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