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January 12, 2005

At Least They're Covered, But...

There has been progress, but she's not quite there yet:

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[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

Tara Reid, who despite her small stature is of the biggest moving targets in the entertainment industry, has improved. She is wearing a classy dress, for one thing, and her makeup doesn't make her look like she's been hanging out on the benches between J.C. Penney and Champs Sporting Goods, waiting for some eligible young mallrats to swing by and show her the time of her life.

However, the dress... it looks like it's not supposed to swallow her feet, for one thing, and she probably should have gotten it fitted. But I'll leave that mostly alone, because I'm too busy staring at what this garment has done to her breasts.

We here at Go Fug Yourself are not fond of her boob job already, which is no surprise, but the way this dress hangs, Tara's chest looks three times flatter, droopier, and more pendulous than it probably actually is. Take a closer gander. She looks like she's birthed and breast-fed three children. She's... matronly.

So close, Tara. Keep going, though; you've at least made the turn onto Nicole Richie Blvd., heading north toward a less fugly place.

Posted by Heather at 11:19 AM in Tara Reid | Permalink

Comments

No, her boobs really are flat, droopy, pendulous and aim to escape in opposite directions (opposite meaning left and right, since they both obviously pull downward with the full force of earth's gravity).

Posted by: pierre etoile | Feb 26, 2005 12:03:14 PM

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