January 20, 2005
For Immediate Release: DON'T BE SO STABBY
We here at Go Fug Yourself would like to make it clear that we are not in any way responsible for the recent and unfortunate stabbing of Courtney Peldon. As for the rumors that the stabbing was orchestrated by a crazed Go Fug Yourself follower, we know of no such person, and we're also pretty sure that we just told her prop guy to sneak into her house and replace all her bustiers with turtlenecks. At no time, did we use the words, "knife," "stab," or "make it look like an accident, dude."
We could not condemn this sort of senseless act of violence in the name of fashion more strongly. Stabbing is rarely the answer.
We wish Ms Peldon a speedy recovery and look forward to seeing her next sartorial disaster on the red carpet. Get well, Courtney!
"We could not condemn this sort of senseless act of violence in the name of fashion more strongly. Stabbing is rarely the answer."
So when IS stabbing the answer? Not that I would ever do such a thing in the name of the sartorial gods... but... well, you never know.
Posted by: Blades31 | Jan 31, 2005 12:44:44 PM
I think the link may be broken, I didn't see any stabbing info.
Also, poor Miss Feldon. Even bad fashion sense doesn't mean you should be assulted. Yeah, she was hurting my eyes, but there is NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE.
Get well soon, Courtney. And get some nicer clothes too...
Posted by: Em | Jan 31, 2005 12:49:58 PM
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