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January 27, 2005

Fuggis Hilton

We knew it would be only a matter of time before Paris Hilton fugged herself up again:

[Photo courtesy of Lime-light.org.]

Love the shoes, but what is the appeal of the split knickers? It looks like she had an accident with some barbed wire. Maybe her vagina gets upset if it doesn't have some ventilation, or at least a nearby window.

Although I much prefer the image of Paris, having locked herself out of her home, hurling her body over a barbed-wire fence and getting her knickers caught, dangling there for twenty minutes screaming at her bodyguard to stop laughing and help her, dammit, instead of running off to 7-11 to buy a disposable camera.

Posted by Heather at 10:02 AM in Paris & Nicky Hilton | Permalink


Can someone explain to me why this woman is considered attractive, let alone attractive enough to MODEL? I don't understand it -- the close-set eyes? The pointy, pointy nose? The bony-ness of her? As I was trying to explain to one of my drooling guy friends the other day, there's a difference between sex appeal and beauty. Anyone can look sexy if they show enough skin and pose for pictures looking like they want to blow everyone within a fifty-foot radius. Ms. Hilton looks like a mildly retarded elf.

Posted by: LizzyMaMa | Jan 29, 2005 10:28:12 AM

I think Paris was attracted to the words "split knickers" and thought, "I MUST have those!!"

Also, did she borrow that shirt from Mischa Barton?

Posted by: crybabycat | Jan 31, 2005 2:22:05 PM

I don't know, I kind of like paris' look. something so smug about it, that forces the typical woman to hate her and the typical man to worship her.

Posted by: mina | Jan 31, 2005 3:29:33 PM

And either girlfriend has a tail or else -- worse -- there is some little tie thing going on around the bottom of each leg. It's the little details that makes pants like this work.

Posted by: BB | Jan 31, 2005 4:41:02 PM

Every time I look at this picture, the silly gift bag amuses me.

Posted by: Jessica | Jan 31, 2005 7:51:42 PM

What IS that gift bag? Surely P.H. can forego the local Hallmark Gold Crown outlet?

Posted by: Phinn | Feb 1, 2005 6:37:51 PM

Definitely a Mischa rip off- she wore that top a long time ago.

Posted by: Julie | Feb 2, 2005 7:03:29 PM

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