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January 26, 2005

Fuglie Minogue

News outlets are buzzing about Kylie Minogue's newer, stranger mouth, suggesting that perhaps she had a lip procedure done before attending this fashion event in Paris:


[Photo courtesy of Lime-light.org.]

Hmm, lip enhancement? You think?

You know that trick where you put wrap your tongue over your upper lip, which forces the lower one to go all puffy and huge, and you pretend that comically enlarged kisser is your real mouth? I mean, not that I would know anything about such grade-school chicanery, but... that's totally what she looks like.

Her reps, of course, are refusing to comment, perhaps because their client suddenly looks so shockingly like The Joker -- check out the creepy upturn of her mouth -- that there's no way to deny her fugly lip enhancement. And Kylie herself will be unable to offer any insight, as her lips are so weighed down that her facial muscles can't lift them to form words.

And let's not even talk about how creepy her right eye looks behind those shades. Is she tired? Stoned? A victim of an equally bad eye job? Who can say. All I know is, she looks like her own waxwork doppelganger.

Which is so sad, because she was so cute on Neighbours, when her trailer burned down and all her worldly goods were reduced to ashes, and yet somehow her closets survived because she kept wearing all the crazy-loud clothes she wore before the blaze. Those were the days.

Posted by Heather at 10:58 AM | Permalink

Comments

Awwww! I love you girls to death, and agree with you 90% of the time, but you do not criticize the gay man's icon! Kylie is drop dead gorgeous, like...all of the time. Look at her at awards shows, interviews, concerts, music videos, etc...she always dresses stunningly, and this was one kind of ehhhhh kinda cute, kinda bleh moment, but still! Kylie is the ethereal goddess and in my eyes she can do no wrong. *.*

Posted by: Grant | Jan 31, 2005 7:34:36 PM

Look at it this way, she doesn't need airbags in her car anymore. Her face would bounce unharmed off the steering wheel.

Posted by: Christy | Feb 1, 2005 11:04:38 AM

woman these dayz all we like to wear is practilly nothing just to get you boyz excited over us.

Posted by: liz | Feb 1, 2005 5:01:32 PM

if it was in style when your parents were "cool". i doubt its ever going to be in style again. viva la old people!

Posted by: liz | Feb 1, 2005 5:03:10 PM

Couldn't decide between The Captain and Tenille so she dressed like both

Posted by: Phinn | Feb 1, 2005 6:41:37 PM

Okay, no one can convince me now that Kylie doesn't need to ditch the guy she's with.

And getting lips to resemble Angelina Jolie's pout isn't funny, it's just tragic.

Stop the madness.

Posted by: notice | Feb 4, 2005 2:07:27 PM

For the record, Kylie's, or should we say 'Charlene's' trailer never burnt down in Neighbours. And if it did, it would have been referred to as a 'Caravan' not a trailer.
However in saying that, here is an example of a gorgeous woman totally fucking her face up. is she truly happy with the way she looks?
As for bad lips, get yourself a close up of the recent work on her nostrils, tragic!

Posted by: Frances | Mar 27, 2005 3:19:02 AM

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