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January 24, 2005
Nice Day For A Fug Wedding
Congratulations to Melania Knauss, now Trump, who by all reports made it down the aisle in the above dress without anyone trying to suspend her from a curtain rod, and without her needing to be towed from place to place. Happily for her, Trump was allegedly still able to navigate around the pounds of fabric and ruffle, and through the swath of mosquito netting around her face, so that he could smooch her three times at the altar.
And so, in honor of overwrought celebrity wedding fugliness, we bring you a flashback photo to one of my personal favorite -- by which I mean, least favorite -- wedding dresses in history: The bejewelled meringue sported by Celine Dion the first time she swapped vows with her old, portly manager whom she met when she was twelve.
That's not a veil; that's a headdress.
Posted by Heather at 11:13 AM | Permalink
Comments
Thank you, thank you, thank you for confirming that I am not the only one who thinks Melania's wedding dress was a nightmare from designer hell, no matter who the heck designed it. Just goes to show, money don't buy you taste!
Posted by: Wendy | Mar 14, 2005 7:07:52 PM
a note to Melania: just because it's a designer gown, does NOT mean that it's what you should wear. it's hideous and it's obvious that Melania has a poor sense of style.
a note to Celine: i didn't know that looking like an alien queen for your wedding was the trendy thing to do back whenever it was you swapped vows.
Posted by: Gretchen | Mar 19, 2005 3:01:50 PM
The first one looks like a cheap 'World O' Sofas' version of that bit in Akira where Caneda's body swells and mutates uncontrollably to epic proportions.
And Celine, bless her, looks *exactly* like one of those crochet dollys old ladies put on toilet rolls to hide their true nature.
Posted by: snapDragon | Apr 6, 2005 7:33:41 AM
Just because you got a lot of money doesn't mean you have a good taste. And just because they are rich and famous doesn't mean everyone has to keep saying that the dress was "the best I've seen".
Posted by: Luda | Apr 8, 2005 7:17:39 PM
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