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January 05, 2005

You Make Me Wanna Fug Fug

Won't someone just put this girl out of her misery?

She's got a target right there on her chest already.

Posted by Jessica at 01:33 PM in Ashlee & Jessica Simpson | Permalink

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I just wanted to make one observation. I don't know if anyone else has picked up on this, but dig: Ashlee Simpson looks like Trey Parker (South Park dude) in drag. Look at them side by side .. let me know what you think.

Posted by: Alice | Feb 1, 2005 12:41:45 PM

She's so hardcore, she dosen't care what any of us think!

Posted by: Gretchen | Feb 14, 2005 9:07:59 PM

leave ashlee simpson alone. SHE HAS GOT MORE TALENT IN HER PINKY THAN THAT DITZY-ASS SISTER OF HERS. WHO BY THE WAY SHOULD BE THANKING HER LUCKY STARS THAT SHE IS PRETTY BECAUSE JESSICA HAS NO TALENT. WHERE AS ASHLEE HAS A POWERFUL VOICE.

Posted by: caren | Feb 15, 2005 6:27:11 AM

Yes, her voice is so powerful that people just can't stand to listen to it.

Posted by: Laura | Feb 15, 2005 9:13:01 AM

Her back-up track has a powerful voice. Wait no it doesn't.
BTW Caren, Ashlee should be thanking her lucky stars that Jessica got a famous tv show, otherwise both Simpsons, epecially the ugly one, would be doing nothing.

Posted by: AshleeCan'tDressOrSing | Feb 15, 2005 4:21:38 PM

i'm with you caren. just because she has her own style doesn't mean she's fugly. and hello, she does too have talent. otherwise even a svengali-like dad couldn't have pushed her this far.

Posted by: maggie | Feb 16, 2005 8:14:28 AM

Oh please! This girl has not got any talent. She's just another broad coming out of the poptart mill. The only reason she doesn't dress like her sister is because they realised they couldn't package a turd the same way twice.

Posted by: Alice | Feb 16, 2005 10:32:41 AM

At least she has a promising future in either the porn or food-service industries.

Whatever it takes to shut her the fuck up, the sooner the better.

Posted by: whiskytangofoxtrot | Mar 1, 2005 7:37:31 PM

Ass-lee has horrible body tone an ingrown flabbiness which is shocking for someone 19?
More disgraceful, she has the spineless floppy walk of a spastic Raggedy Ann being abused by a 3 year old.

One brainless moron in a family proves nothing. But two daughters is finite scientific proof that Papa Joe Simpson and Mama Simpson are related in the Deliverance way, either first cousins or brother and sister.
Papa Pastor Joe followed his wacky batty Bapty Commandment that, 'the family that plays together shall stay together!'
Nick was obviously recruited, a marriage arranged in order to widen their swampy gene pool. This early marriage would keep Daisy-Jessie from porking her first cousin Dukes!
Ashlee is a sad casualty of Joe and Mama's forbidden rutting and her celebrity downs syndrome is her everlasting defect.
One day when the Bush family disappears Texas may actually end incest.

This theory refutes my earlier theory that Papa Joe is gay and that Mama Simp in order to get knocked up, had sex with primates, enjoyed the first encounter smashingly and had a second go with Koko! (* I know Koko will be offended as he is smarter than the Simpson clan put together).

My theory that Mama mated with non opposable digit primates still applies to the Olsen twins! Their chimpy bestial visage is proof!

Stating the obvious: As Texan 'graduates' Jess and Ash were the first two 'Children Left Behind!' Soon they should have a PSA poster bemoaning this.

Posted by: t_man sam | Mar 2, 2005 8:50:30 AM

*SIGH* I love u guys. she really DOES need to be put out of her misery

Posted by: Em | Mar 9, 2005 2:37:14 PM

Fugly, thy name is Ashlee. From her bad dye job (she does have enough money to buy her hair color from Walmart rather than the dollar store, right?) to her obvious fixation on dumpster diving for clothes I fear that Papa Joe is hoarding all her money. Perhaps her fugliness is just a plaintive cry for help-- preferably from a competent stylist and a vocal coach.

Posted by: craptastic | Mar 13, 2005 11:51:20 AM

You make me wanna BLA BLA, BLA BLA BLA, BLA BLA BLA..

"I'LL TALK!" "I'LL TALK!"

She looks like a Liza Minelli stunt double.

Posted by: blabla | Mar 14, 2005 9:44:17 PM

I Love Ashlee, and All i have to say is "Ashlee, Rock On!!"

Posted by: Debbie | Mar 14, 2005 11:41:37 PM

I really wonder how you critics at home sleep...
I wonder how you can be so judge-mental and so selfish as to calling her what you are now.
She has her own style, respect it.
This world doesn't have one look, it has many.
Everyone is different and you have to learn to except it. If you don't go learn it and get out of your stupid little world where everything and everyone is what you want it to be. No one should care what other people think about how they dress. It shows individuality. No one is a Barbie Doll. If you may be, get off your ass and get back into this world. It is extremely rude as to be so very criticle about this. Everyone is different. I will make my point over a thousand times and if you don't understand learn to read. Everyone is different so don't think you're beautiful because you haven't taken a good look at who you are inside...
Its inside that matters, not the outside.
People may say that you should make a good first emression by dressing well, show who you are not an anorexic-tight assed tall stick-figure. I am ashamed. And if you think that I'm being judgemental think again.
You may think to let you have a chance, don't I as well? There may be no freedom in this world but you sure can make the best of it. And not by being this way.
If we wanted to make this world a meaner place, I would call all of you. Since you seem to be so good at it.
I am only telling the truth. I have freedom of speech. I am not threatning anyone, I may be offensive but I never hurt you in a bad way.
Be strong and dont take it personally unless I'm right, which I am. So please just change your attitudes and learn about others.

~I have never seen so strong use of words.

Posted by: This_world_has_gone_mad | Mar 17, 2005 3:54:56 PM

ashlee, just because you dye your hair black and wear ugly clothes doesn't make you punk. it makes you an annoying fug. go away already.

Posted by: kcmd | Mar 18, 2005 11:53:13 AM

It doesn't even look like she's singing, oh wait she probably isn't.

Posted by: You make me wanna la-la-barf | Mar 18, 2005 6:35:34 PM

thirteen comments about almost everything but the post itself. fabulous, ya'll.

forget her i'm-not-my-fluffy-sister-jessica image. someone, get a load of her makeup! can we say DE-MARK-A-TION??? homegirl looks like she's trying to weasle her way into marilyn manson's arms by mimicking his makeup technique - or the lack thereof.

ashlee, it's clearly obvious that you're neither internally or externally prepared to be a celebrity, so just give up with you're doing and get a job at your local walmart.

Posted by: Resurgam | Mar 22, 2005 10:44:03 PM

all of u can go...fuck ur self if u hate ashlee. u have no life if you site around here making a website knocking her clothes.

Posted by: ????? | Mar 25, 2005 8:31:43 PM

I do like her CD.

Posted by: Katie | Mar 26, 2005 11:25:28 AM

dear mad world.
First, i do respect people with different looks. They are individual. However, the poseurpunk/whore/redneck look has been done before. A lot. Ashlee is not individual. If she didnt have a barely tolerable barbie doll sister, she wouldnt be worth shit. Now lets look at ashlee's "beautiful" inside. wow. Ashlee has used her fame soooooo much to help the world. not. And as for her "strong voice" and talented pinky finger, if you had actual talent, wouldn't you want to share it with the world? And by sharing i mean not lip synching. And to all of you who believed the whole acid reflux bull shit, did you watch the orange bowl? At least she wasn't lip synching, but she was so talented she managed to get her punk rock ass booed off stage. And if she's such a good person, why does she always blame her failures on her bandmates?
PS. katie, that is not ashlee's natural voice on the cd. Its synthesized, dear.
kisses
Taylor

Posted by: sexier_than_thou | Apr 2, 2005 10:21:19 AM

Why and how she got there is beyond anything remotely conceivable.

Posted by: jdragon | Apr 6, 2005 3:30:19 PM

WOW ya'll have A LOT of time on your hands to write crap about celebrities. i feel really sorry for all of you! ahha now i am gonna go and live my life not caring about waht other people do with theirs! You shold try it! It's fun! Oh by the way, j Simpson isn't ditsy, it is an act!

Posted by: kate | Apr 7, 2005 5:03:08 PM

hey..! wot can i say....ash lee rocks.really...i m from india....n i just wana say that...she rocks.........she's much betta then her ....sis~
xxx seihangam

Posted by: seihangam luikham | Apr 8, 2005 5:08:35 AM

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