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January 13, 2005
You've Got Fug
Longtime readers know that Go Fug Yourself feels Chloe Sevigny is a font of forcefed fashion -- in the sense that people try to insist that she's ahead of her time and has unerring taste, and yet she shows up out in things that are so infuriatingly awful that I once hurled an issue of InStyle across the room for proclaiming her a genius.
Ergo, it's apt that our first-ever public dip into the GFY mailbag concerns the Sevigny gene pool. From a New York reader who was out and about one night:
Long story short, Paul "i'm only important b/c my sister was born" Sevigny comes up ...and pitches a new fashion craze: Men rocking pearl necklaces. I almost spit out my drink...i mean gay men have been giving out pearl necklaces for years. I guess poor fashion decisions must run in the family...
Generally we wish Clan Sevigny would keep its fashion whims to itself, but in this case, may Paul have at it with gusto. A photo of him "rocking" this trend would be a beautiful addition to the Sevigny Files on Go Fug Yourself.
For good measure, we'll offer up another Chloe photo to punctuate this family's apparently genetic poor taste:
Chloe, if your zipper is longer than a man's erect penis, your pants are too high-waisted. Period. Now smile, stand up straight, and wash your hair.
Posted by Heather at 10:23 AM | Permalink
Comments
how stoned is this girl.
Posted by: hot bisexual model | Feb 2, 2005 10:45:38 PM
she looks like every teenager in the 70s ever.
Posted by: candice | Feb 3, 2005 10:12:52 PM
The picture that LOST her the Daisy Duke role.
Posted by: ielle | Feb 6, 2005 8:21:15 AM
There are very few people that I spit bile at the mere mention of their name. Chloe Sevigny is one of them. The movie 'Brown Bunny' set in stone that if I see her, I will kick her in the kneecaps.
Posted by: HoneyT | Feb 9, 2005 1:45:34 PM
Put that black jacket back on, hem the jeans, apply some make-up, smile.
Different girl.
Posted by: GB in GB | Feb 19, 2005 7:55:10 AM
I must say....this is one girl who makes my stomach churn. Bad taste plus bad looks=tragic. Will someone hold this paper bag while I vomit??
Posted by: tessibelle | Feb 20, 2005 1:56:51 AM
God, if I hear that wenchy little tooth pick Gwenyth Paltrow say one more time how her "Good, good friend Chloe darling" is so "brilliant!!" I may spew.
You're my new best friend - call me every five minutes.
Posted by: Summer | Mar 15, 2005 3:02:25 PM
Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
Posted by: David | Mar 23, 2005 2:38:22 PM
Chloe puts the victim into fashion. Last year she sported an Annie fro because it was supposed to be the "return of the perm" or something like that. Now it's the 70's butt part in the middle which we saw in all the Paris fashion shows this season. Barf.
Posted by: Pammy | Mar 31, 2005 4:00:07 AM
This girl is so heinous sometimes it's mind-boggling how good "Boys Don't Cry" is. The recent "Time Out NY" cover with her unsmiling bored face and escaping left boob was nightmare-inducing. However, I disagree that her pants are too high-waisted. I think the tied top (always a stupid idea) makes it appear that way. But you can see her bellybutton and the curve of her hips before the pants start...they aren't on her waist. Infinitely preferable to exposed butt cracks and hip flexors so many other starlets sport. When anorexic girls look like they have a belly, the pants are TOO DAMN LOW.
Posted by: Nancy | Apr 5, 2005 11:51:07 AM
Just wondering... does she have a cleft palette? I saw Boys Don't Cry, and I think I would have noticed in the film, but here it looks like she does...
Posted by: Samantha | Apr 7, 2005 12:28:14 PM
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