Grammy Awards: Pre-Party Fug Carpet

Oh, Kelly. I hate to say it because you look happy, but... it's not funny:

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

What are you doing? That wig makes you look like an extra in Hairspray, and not in a good way.

And, I've heard of matching one's shoes to one's dress, or even one's handbag or assorted accessories. But I've never heard of matching one's dress to one's teeth. In addition to investigating some industrial-strength anti-perspirant, Ms. Osbourne might want to pick up a pack of White Strips.