Oscar Post-Party Fugshion: Anjelica Huston

I'm so confused as to why Angelica Huston has dressed herself as a satin drawstring bag:

<[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

The bottom part? Ill-fitting, but tailored to the Oscars. But the top is pure, bullet-colored pirate-wench couture. And not in a good way. If she flapped those things, she'd fly away.