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March 11, 2005

Celebrity Bra Watch: Brooke Shields

Dear Brooke, Thank you for wearing a bra. Thank you. But... do you not understand how bras and shirts work together?

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

BLACK bra, Brooke. BLACK. Not white. Not even off-white. Black. You can get a very comfortable one for under $40 at Victoria's Secret. Would you like me to take you there? Do you need me to put a black bra in your hand and explain to you what it is, and what its advantages are? And if I do that, can I trust you not to turn around and wear it under a white shirt? I don't think I can, can I? Look, you might have to just call me. I can make you a bra chart. Because clearly, you're not going to get this on your own. Relentless in my crusade to make sure Hollywood and The Bra can coexist in harmony, Heather

Posted by Heather at 10:25 AM in Celebrity Terror Watch | Permalink


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