March 11, 2005
Celebrity Bra Watch: Brooke Shields
Dear Brooke, Thank you for wearing a bra. Thank you. But... do you not understand how bras and shirts work together?
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
BLACK bra, Brooke. BLACK. Not white. Not even off-white. Black. You can get a very comfortable one for under $40 at Victoria's Secret. Would you like me to take you there? Do you need me to put a black bra in your hand and explain to you what it is, and what its advantages are? And if I do that, can I trust you not to turn around and wear it under a white shirt? I don't think I can, can I? Look, you might have to just call me. I can make you a bra chart. Because clearly, you're not going to get this on your own. Relentless in my crusade to make sure Hollywood and The Bra can coexist in harmony, Heather