March 31, 2005
Desperate Fug, Random Fug
I love pants. And some people really need to consider wearing them:
[Photo courtesy of Lime-light.org.]
Nicolette, even if you are on a beach vacation, if you are walking through town then you should wear SOME form of bottoms. I'm not asking for cute, or matchy. Just coverage when you are not on the beach. Come on, lady. You're great on your show. Buy a skirt.
And yet some people deploy pants carelessly. Too carelessly.
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
Sigh. A dress over jeans? I thought we were over this, Kim Director, Random Starlet With Cute Little Industry-Appropriate Surname. I thought we were done making jokes about whether the person hadn't shaved in two weeks, or cracking wise about a waxing accident. I thought we were through speculating what the point is of wearing a frock over pants, especially one so long that it would make a perfectly sexy dress if worn on its own with some hot shoes.
[We haven't really debated why the world needs a discount version of Debi Mazar, but then again, maybe the world doesn't, and that's why most people haven't heard of Kim Director just yet.]