My Fuggy Valentine

Am I alone in wishing Camilla Parker-Bowles had chosen this for her royal wedding? The Queen would have fainted:

This foretells a glorious trend of Ad Space Couture -- the Gala Event equivalent of hiring a plane to fly over a football field with a banner. Picture it: Karolina Kurkova showing up at the daytime Emmys in a dress that says, "Hi Mom in Omaha! Love, Joe-Bob." Or at a Broadway opening wearing a cape in which Frank begs Martha, "Please keep it! We can get married!"

Or, better, at the Oscars, with a shimmering train made out of a satin down comforter similar to the one she's wearing now; one that reads, "We Hate What You're Wearing." Divine.