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June 14, 2005


If you are already shiny and white, I recommend not wearing something that just about matches you:

I know Nicole Kidman plays Samantha -- sort of -- in the movie Bewitched, but this ghastly, ghostly outfit looks a lot more like something Endora would wear to bed. You know, after she's removed all that makeup, and her red wig, and gotten shot up with a gallon of Botox that needs to settle overnight.

She is starting to give me the creeps again. If you want to get rid of a neighbor, hand Nicole a candelabra and some chains and tell her to walk slowly through their backyard. Instant haunted house.

Posted by Heather at 10:16 AM | Permalink


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