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July 28, 2005

Fug Burke

Brooke Burke looks lovely in her tailored suit, and although I think pointy shoes would've carried the look better, I can't really complain too much about that part of the outfit:

[Photo by Daily Celeb.]

What bugs me like a flea pancake -- aside from the strange latchkey hanging from her belt loop -- is the number of necklaces ringing her nape, one of which is so long that it swings down between her thighs. I feel like she looked in the mirror and said, "What would make this outfit rock and roll? ... Of course! Unexplained jewelry!" She's not the worst perpetrator of this trend (see: Duff, Hilary and Other One, circa last fall), but she's still going overboard. The necklaces are to her outfit what Paula Abdul is to American Idol: Unnecessary, off-putting, and generally only confusing the issue with needless hoo-ha.

Now, I know that working for an exciting, youthful network like CBS must feel like 24/7 Mardi Gras, but... it's not, so leave the beads to your former Wild On flashers, Brooke. To paraphrase the exit line from Rock Star: It's just not right to wear necklaces in excess.

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