Jennifer Finnifug

At first, I thought these were bike shorts, and was concerned that Jennifer Finnegan had -- in a fit of Tour de Lance inspired moxie -- cycled to this CBS party:

[Photo by Daily Celeb.]

Then I realized that, no, they are not bike shorts -- they're just ugly shorts, and Ms. Finnigan has simply been gripped by the Formal Short Fever whose sweaty delirium has so relentlessly imprisoned the celebrity world.

I do covet her shoes. But the rest of it... I mean, she looks utterly silly. From a distance it's as if her evening gown got all tucked up into her Spanx.