August 16, 2005
Teen Choice Awards Show Fug: Gwen Stefani
"Okay, I give. I do. I admit it -- I don't know what the hell I'm doing any more. I thought maybe taking off the do-rag I wore on the red carpet, and replacing it with this kicky Air Force Marching Band cap might tie it all together, but... y'all, that shit's bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. It's time to be honest. We both know I couldn't tie anything together if I had a diagram, D-I-A-G-R-A-M. I almost want to yell at you guys for believing that I have any clue what I'm wearing on a given day. What is wrong with you? I have actually shown up somewhere in a shirt I savaged with some scissors, S-C-I-S-S-O-R... S. I've lost it. Poof. Gone. There ain't no hollaback."