Cover Fug

America's Next Top Model winner, the generally charming Eva Pigford, seems to have forgotten a very important part of her outfit:

By which I mean, of course, her pants.  Eva, Eva, Eva. You might not know this, but there is no sort of sartorial version of the Pythagorean theorem wherein, like, very high boots + longish shirt = pants.   You know that's a shirt you're wearing as a dress. We all know it's a shirt you're wearing as a dress. And although I found you charming on ANTM, I really don't need to see your business. So please find some pants, or some jeans, or a skirt, or maybe even some tights, or, GOD, even some shorts, and let's all pretend that this never happened.