She's Just A Fug in the World

Gwen Stefani reveals the trend she's adopting for fall,  Extreme Referee Chic:

See, it's LIKE a referree's uniform, except ALL THE WAY DOWN YOUR BODY. Also, with bigger stripes! And a bare midriff! Like you'd see in, say, maybe, Extreme Arena Football, if there were such a thing and if anyone actually watched arena football other than the parents of the arena football players and sometimes not even them.

I wonder if anyone's mentioned to her that her face is turning into Madonna's. Maybe the stripes are merely a distractionary tactic.