Hustle and Fug

Hustle and Flow's Paula Jai Parker maybe didn't get the memo that the Diversity Awards were not so much a costume party:

And clearly, no one had the heart to tell her. She looks so proud of herself! So happy! So much like the love child of a pirate wench and a gray-flannel-suited stockbroker [you know, party in the cut, business in the fabric].  And we all know that while that particular sort of romance  starts out with fireworks and bodice-ripping and maybe a little post-coital discussion of mutual funds, it eventually devolves into a complete disaster. Much like this ensemble.