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December 08, 2005

Just My Fug

Haiku for LiLo:

Really ugly boots,
Bad enough. But what's with the
Maternity shirt?

Pretty shiny hair
Why the grandma cardigan?
You know much better.

Security tag
Still on your new purse. Oh well,
Thank God you're not blonde.

Posted by Jessica at 12:02 PM | Permalink


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