Kyra Fugwick

Is Kyra Sedgwick pregnant again, or something?

[Photo by Daily Celeb.]

She looks radiant. And the combination of loose-fitting and unflattering shirt, poorly tailored pants in a different shiny fabric that make her look stumpy and thick-legged, and sensible flats does imply that there's some gestation being concealed -- that, or she needs to be reminded that clothes should flatter one's lovely figure rather than dump it up.

I don't really think she's pregnant. I just think she chose an awful outfit. But, hell, maybe she is -- I mean, why not? Everyone else is. Pregnant is the new black.

Tori Spelling allegedly has one cooking; Jennifer Garner might well pull a Lillith and stay pregnant for 14 months; Nicole Kidman is getting married, so there's pregnancy rumors all over the place there; Renee Zellweger is at home staring longingly at a bagel because her corpse ex, Jack White, apparently knocked up his revenge bride Karen Elson; Melissa Joan Hart and her wonky eye are expecting; Katie Holmes' spawn is well out of the turkey baster and into the womb; Mariska Hargitay has a special fetal unit; Gwyneth Paltrow is squiring a suspicious bump; the actress who plays Sheridan on Passions finally got pregnant (and with the number of times she's died on the show and then what with her character's fruitless search for the son that was kidnapped when she was trapped in a basement pit by her archrival, who was dressed as a clown, I think Sheridan deserves a dose of life); Penny Lancaster, Tia Carrere, and Michelle Williams just popped; The Daily Show fake-news correspondent Samantha Bee is incubating something; rumor has it that Mira Sorvino is prego again, and Brooke Shields is all a-waddle.

And that's just a few. So maybe Kyra Sedgwick should be pregnant. Instead of tailoring your wardrobe to your womb, tailor your womb to your wardrobe.