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January 17, 2006

Golden Globes Fug Parties: Kristen Bell

Stumpy is the watchword:

For real, Bell.  You're as cute as a sassy little pixie, but when you're five foot nothing , it does you no good to bury yourself in smog-colored gauze, kinda maybe belt it, throw on a lairet and call it a day. You're all lost under all that stuff.

Or wait. Maybe you're undercover. Maybe someone at the Globes killed your stylist and you're in disguise and on the case. That explains a lot.

Posted by Jessica at 10:42 AM in Golden Globes, Kristen Bell | Permalink


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