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March 15, 2006
2Fug
Full disclosure: I hate Elisha Cuthbert's character on 24 so much. She's so whiny and petulant and every time she appears on screen I am torn between wishing fervently that the mountain lion that threatened her a few years ago had succeeded in his attempt to eat her alive, and thinking that Kiefer Sutherland must indeed be the best actor of his generation to so believably loving toward her. I want to gag her with her own hair.
I also would like to know why it appears that Elisha hasn't bought any casual clothes since 2004:

I admit, I really hate those mini-sweaters. They seem designed specifically to highlight your belly. I don't know, it just seems odd to me to purchase an item that screams, "I'M GOING TO FRAME YOUR GUT!" But even that would have gotten a pass from me had it not been paired with this Laura Ingalls Wilder by way of my Cousin Debbie's 1982 Country Kitchen Duvet Cover skirt-thing. I feel like I should be sitting on her, eating Kraft's Handi-Snaks Cheez and Crackers and watching Scooby Doo. Which really isn't the stylistic direction you want to go with your ass. I don't care how traumatized you were by the lion.
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