Fuggy Connick, Fg.

Even his appearance on the televisual cyclone of suck that is Will & Grace could not deter me from believing Harry Connick, Jr., is a fine-looking specimen.

And yet... because lately, with me, there is always an "and yet" on the horizon...

... that does not make it a good idea to appropriate Patrick Dempsey's look, especially without bothering to update half of it from its 1980s heyday. Granted, he still looks better than most younger male actors of today (I won't point any fingers, but the ringleader's name begins with a "C," and ends with a "had Michael Murray"), and they could learn something from their elders, but the fact remains that something is very off about this photo. It's as if he got a makeover by John Hughes.

With an assist from Nicole Kidman's needleist. That face is looking a trifle botoxic.