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April 28, 2006

Fugly Turlington

When I was younger, all I wanted in the world was to look like Christy Turlington. Okay, and to marry Robert Sean Leonard's character in Dead Poets Society [in my fantasy, somehow he didn't die at the end.  I may have somehow saved him with the power of my adolescent love]. Sometimes, those two fantasies would be confabulated into one fantastic fantasy, where I looked like Christy Turlington in my wedding dress.

I am pretty sure I never fantasized about looking like this, though:

Don't get me wrong: her face is AMAZING, still. She's one of my favorite models ever. But what's with the  WAC from the waist up shirt-and-tie bullshit?  No one ever ended up in a George Michael video dressing like this.

Posted by Jessica at 03:05 PM | Permalink


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