Fugly Victims Unit

Chris Meloni is so sexy on the TV. Although he's not what I would traditionally identify as my type, there's something about him that's just very delicious. I thought he was sexy when he was all evil and nefarious -- yet also maybe sensitive and very naked -- on OZ. And he's all sexy on SVU, at least, he is when I watch it, which only when I'm home sick and it's rerunning on USA or whatever. However:

Why does he go to premieres dressed like the Unibomber? I don't even really mind the hoodie -- it's saucy, and perfect for, like, running around town -- but I am perplexed as to why he has the hood up in EVERY PICTURE. The hood up ruins the sexy! WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON TAKING THEIR SEXY AND F'ING WITH IT? Put the sexy down, and slowly back away from the sexy. LEAVE THE SEXY BE.