June 05, 2006
MTV Movie Awards Fug Carpet: Donald Faison and Zach Braff
Donald Faison and Zach Braff approach the red carpet:
DONALD FAISON: Shit, dude.
ZACH BRAFF: Stay calm. Just. Stay. Calm.
DF: Dude! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY CALM? We're at some awards show! I thought the driver was taking us to Autozone! I'm not even wearing pants!
ZB: There must have been some kind of miscommunication. Just....look like we meant to dress like this. It's MTV. We're....just....laid back! We're laid back.
DF: Have you even looked in a mirror? Do you know how you look right now? Are you and Mandy having a contest to see who can go the longest without showering, or something?
ZB: I know. I know, okay. I thought the driver was dropping us off at Easy Ed's Mini Putt and Mega-Arcade. But we're here, and we have to act like we did this all on purpose.
DF: My girlfriend is gonna kill me when she sees these pictures. I probably shouldn't even go home tonight. Or ever.
ZB: Okay, we're almost to the photographers. Just...just look fierce, Donald! Just look fierce!