So FugTorious

You know, when Heather or I make cracks about people raiding Joan Collins's wardrobe, we're generally being facetious. However, in this case, I'm pretty sure Tori Spelling ACTUALLY DID raid Joan Collins's wardrobe:

She's got means, she's got motive, and she certainly has opportunity. And I'm pretty sure that this is the satin jumpsuit Alexis Carrington Colby was wearing when she saucily informed Dex Dexter that he was not going to be taking her to the cleaners AND to bed in the same night. Note to Tori Spelling: seriously, there is only one Joan Collins. You, of all people, should know that. Likewise, there is but one Donna Martin. And never the twain shall meet.