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July 26, 2006

Elisha Fugbert

Oh my God!

Elisha Cuthbert clearly has The Dreaded Shrinks, as so artfully chronicled in The Twits, my favorite Roald Dahl book. (It's very, very mean.)  According to Dahl, when you have the shrinks, "your head SHRINKS into your neck...and your neck SHRINKS into your body...and your body SHRINKS into your legs...and your legs SHRINK into your feet. And in the end there's nothing left except a pair of shoes and a bundle of old clothes."

I mean, that explains why everything she's wearing looks so big on her, right?

Posted by Jessica at 09:54 AM | Permalink

 
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