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August 10, 2006

A Fug Affair

Hey! I have this exact outfit! Mine's a terrycloth bathing suit coverup that I wore during the summer of 2004, accessorized with a Hefty bag full of discarded Pottery Barn catalogs and empty jars of Nutella.  But it looks pretty much exactly the same.

What I was missing, however, as I took out the trash back in 2004, was that extremely blank expression.

In all seriousness, I am starting to feel for J Simp a little bit. Her life has taken an unexpected (to her, at least) turn for the worse. Her romantic life is kind of a mess -- while Nick Lachey canoodles with Vanessa Minillo (and I must take this moment to confess that until about three days ago, I thought Vanessa Minillo was Christina Milian and vice versa), she sort of can't get a date. I'm quite sure that when she and Nick divorced,  she never considered that she might run into trouble meeting a new boy. And yet....it's not been going very well, has it? If that weren't bad enough, her younger sister -- who she'd rather effortlessly overshadowed for the last twenty years -- not only suddenly looks A LOT CUTER, she also appears to be a stable relationship. Her dad just won't stop making weird comments about her boobs.  And she seems to think this particular outfit is a good look for her, which clearly it is not, so it's possible that, to top it all off, she's losing her sight.

And now I'm depressed.

Posted by Jessica at 03:05 PM | Permalink


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