Fugyl Streep

Meryl Streep has always moved to the beat of her own drummer, stylistically; sometimes she looks wonderfully elegant and regal and stunning, and other times, she goes on a jaunt in casual clothes and tinted shades that are somewhat boho and therefore decidedly less my preference. But she's comfortable and often makes it work as best she can, and she's Meryl Streep, on whom I have a total girl crush because she's so brilliantly funny in addition to being talented with drama, so ... you know, it is what it is.

Still...

... I do feel that I can caution her against wearing chartreuse open-toed mules, the likes of which haven't been seen on feet since Alison Parker got a job as a receptionist at D&D Advertising, got promoted, dated a sex addict, got a horrible shorter haircut that turned her pretty face into a big ol' boxy fright, and then turned into an alcoholic with a tragic suppressed past.

Don't be Alison Parker, Meryl. She was humorless.

[Plus, you don't want Amanda Woodward on your ass. Trust me on that one.]