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August 03, 2006

Kristy Fugson

Kristy Swanson has a serious problem. She's addicted to black gauchos. Check it:

This is from an event this week. From the waist up, she looks better than usual. Waist down? Black stretchy gauchos.

You might think this was an isolated incident. You would be wrong.

Here she is in April:

It's hard to tell from this angle, but those are in fact what appear to be the same black knit gauchos.

And here we are in January:

They look like a skirt, yes. But...no. Mother-f'ing black gauchos. Ms Swanson also wore them to the premiere of Little Man, a few weeks ago (a photo I thought I already fugged, then realized I didn't, because it wasn't available through any of our usual photo sources. But Google it -- you'll see. Gaucho-tastic.)

Kristy, Kristy, Kristy. I understand that black knit gauchos are comfortable (I have a pair that I wear around the house, when I'm home alone wearing a face masque, doing laundry, watching I Wanna Be A Soap Star, and eating Cheetos). I suspect you also believe that they are flattering. But listen: hardly anyone looks good in black knit gauchos, and even those girls would look better in something else. Even if they WERE super-flattering -- which they are not -- you still can't wear THE EXACT SAME PAIR OF PANTS EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE. People (like me) are going to start to TALK.

You're a good-looking lady. GET ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS. Or a skirt! Or a dress! Or some jeans!

Just don't switch to leggings.

Posted by Jessica at 04:40 PM | Permalink


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