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August 14, 2006

Fugky Fugton

Proof positive that it's not just us: Even heiresses suddenly find that they hate every single thing in their closets and absolutely can't consent to wearing any of it in public.

Of course, the difference between us and Nicky Hilton is that we tend not to solve that problem by saying, "Screw it, I'll just wear my slip to the club." But it's probably a good thing that we're not suddenly beset by "Heiresses: They're Just Like Us!" comparisons that are completely accurate.

Side note: Could somebody please sneak into her closet and steal all the hideous transparent plastic shoes, and donate them to Goodwill -- or even possibly burn them, because they'd be nothing but a blight on the shelves of the altruistic Goodwill organization? We've seen her in them now several different times, occasionally with different colored-piping, confirming that she does indeed own at least three pairs of these cramped monstrosities. They don't fit her snaky toes, and well, they're hideous, transparent plastic shoes.

Anyone? Paris? Kevin Connolly? Weekday Maid? Come on, surely somebody can engage in a little shoespionage -- it's for her own good, we swear.

Posted by Heather at 10:01 AM in Paris & Nicky Hilton | Permalink


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