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September 19, 2006

Nicky Fugton and the Tale of the Black Satin Shirt

We all have favorite articles of clothing. I, for example, have a blue and white striped tee with the cutest little gathered neckline that I wear all the time.  Nicky Hilton appears to be obsessed with her black satin tank. (Is  she wearing it in homage to Chanel's sold-out Black Satin nail polish? If so, you should send us a bottle, Nicky! That is the price for our SILENCE. [Not really, we don't take bribes. (OR DO WE? [No. (Well, maybe. [No.])])])

We've dinged her for wearing it as early as January of this year. And again in April. And she's worn it THREE TIMES in the last couple of weeks. Behold:

Backstage at the Heatherette show:

(She looks very cute here, I think. And in case you're wondering, I still think she's knocked up and I won't begin to believe that I am wrong until I see her out drinking a martini, eating a giant piece of raw fish on top of a wheel of unpasteurized cheese, with dye in her hair, wearing a shirt that says "Ortho Tri-Cyclen Lo Works For Me. ASK ME HOW!)

A couple of days before the Heatherette show:

And here we have it again, maybe a week before the other two pics were snapped:

Seriously. It's not like the shirt is a BAD one, necessarily. I just find it perplexing that a girl who has all the money in the world, not to mention her own clothing line, wouldn't mix it up more, especially at Fashion Week.  On one hand, there's something refreshingly normal about her wearing this shirt over and over and over again. On the other hand,  I can't help but wonder (Carrie Bradshaw style) if she shouldn't consider buying one in a nice navy, or chocolate brown. Just to get me off her back.

Posted by Jessica at 05:33 PM in Paris & Nicky Hilton | Permalink


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