The Fug Next Door

"Hey guys!

Don't mind me, I'm just here to take a look at September's receipts! Yeah, it was a long day at the office -- you know, everyone who filed an extension is FINALLY getting around to doing their taxes. Man, I wish people would keep better records. Actors, you know. Always trying to get me to write off their facials and stuff. What's that? Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's casual Friday, you know. Trying to improve morale by letting us wear jeans. My morale would be improved with a raise! Totally. Well, I don't want to intrude on your club opening -- I've just got to go in the back and look over your books real quick. Don't mind me. Oh, thanks, I'd love to have a drink later. I'm really not dressed for an event, though. I mean, I've got my briefcase and everything...okay. Just one. But let's make it a double."