Fugth

Either Amy Smart got bored with sewing ruffles onto her black dress, or she tore them off in a rage-induced fugue after the cancellation of her show Smith, unable to cope on a conscious level with the knowledge that she would no longer be getting paid to make out with Jonny Lee Miller, and then shoot suggestive glances at a shirtless Simon Baker.

And although that cold, sad reality might be enough to send any of us over the edge -- Simon Baker looks very, very good without his shirt on; getting paid to look at that amounts to a dream job -- it's still no excuse for wearing this thing out of the house. The top makes her look bizarrely part-ape.