Scrolldown Fug: Agnes Bruckner

Just when you thought Uggs had ceased to terrorize the feet of young starlets...

... they reappear, prowling the red carpet in all-too-apt animal print symbolic of how they prey upon the weak.

How cute would she have looked in some hot open-toed leopard-print pumps? Or some knee-high boots? Or in ANY shoe that is actually meant to be worn in temperate climes, or to places that aren't the grocery store? I weep for the shopping sprees that could have been, and which instead ended here, in tragedy.

Friends don't let friends go Ugg themselves. Remember that.