Sweet Fugs

Oh my God.

We knew she was depressed, but taking the veil seems to be a bit drastic.

Listen, Jess: The Sound of Music was just a movie.  You can not enter a convent in the hopes that the Mother Superior will dispatch you off to a mansion, where the man of the house -- a deliciously stern military man -- will fall in love with your moxie and musical skills. That doesn't actually happen all that often. Try Match.com or something first, okay?