CMA Fug Carpet: Lorrie Morgan

Now, listen. I know there's a certain subset of country music that remains as fringey and spangled as it ever was (look, I LOVED the Barbara Mandrell Show when I was a little girl, what can I say?), but there has to come a point where you look down at your BeDazzled To Match pink shoes and say, "I think this is too much."

I think this is too much.