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November 16, 2006


Oh, Jordan.

Of course you're dressed like a bride as envisioned by the cast of Strictly Ballroom.  I expect you to start tangoing dramatically at any moment.

You know, there are celebrities who are so over-the-top with such regularity that their campiness becomes a delight -- like Cher -- and Jordan is one such celebrity for me.  As much as we mock her -- and as easy as she is to mock -- imagine how disappointing it would be if she showed up looking modest and understated. In fact, I challenge her to go bigger! Start wearing live birds in your hair, Jordan! Wear a skirt stitched together with Christmas lights that you can turn on and off with the flick of a switch attached to your right boob! Invest in a bodice made entirely of tinsel woven together with baby hair! Go big or go home!

Posted by Jessica at 11:37 AM | Permalink


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