Fug's Anatomy

A drama in one act,  starring four celebrities who can actually dress themselves: a miracle in our time.

Isaiah Washington: Oh, HAHAHAHAHA! Let me playfully touch your arm, Doogie, so as to show America that I totally never made any homophobic comments about George! See, I LOVE gays! Love 'em!

Kate Walsh: I've got great hair. I'm going to think about that, and just smile. Like I have no part in whatever the hell Isaiah is doing over here. Great hair.  Great, great hair.

Neil Patrick Harris: Is this guy touching my arm? This is that guy who choked Loverboy out, right? Okay, I'm just gonna be cool.

Alyson Hannigan: Should I go back to being a redhead?

Isaiah Washington: See?! I would NEVER say anything mean about the gays. I LOVE THEM. Especially this one. Don't let my rageaholic behavior influence your People's Choice vote, America! I was just trying to fix Patrick Dempsey's HAIR! There was no CHOKING! I was REARRANGING the HAIRS on his NECK. That is ALL!

Kate Walsh: How did  I get roped into being the girl on Isaiah's  Goodwill tour? Couldn't they have made the blonde one do this? At least this color is good on me. You know, I think Willow should go back to red hair.

Neil Patrick Harris:  Seriously, dude, get your hand off my arm. Don't be misled by this week's classy and nonchalant coming out statement, and my smart yet casual ensemble: Doogie will cut you.

Isaiah Washington: HAHAHAHAHAH! This is so much FUN!

Alyson Hannigan: This is so awkward.